Hate Someone? Send Them Dog Poop!
Suffering from the wrath of a mean boss, an ex-lover, or just a bully in general? Send them dog poop! But not your own dog poop, that could be tracked back to you; not to mention it’s way too cheap. Instead, pay $7.75 for the shipping alone and $9.99 for the dog’s feces, and have a complete stranger mail it for you! Imagine your enemies surprise when they open their package assuming they’ve received a nice gift, and instead find some poop.
Too bad you probably wont be there, and too bad if they find out it’s you there’ll be hell to pay, but that’s worth it right? Anything for a good practical joke, even an unncessary $17.00 for something you could get for free at your local park.