SpongeBob Toilet Seat Covers? Really?
Are you having trouble potty training your children? Is the toilet too big, too scary, too loud? Then have we got a deal for you! SpongeBob SquarePants Toilet Seat Covers will entice your children over to the toilet and very eager to get out of those pullups and get their potty into the toilet. Make potty time fun with lovable cartoon characters!
Or maybe your children are already grown, and the fear of being impregnated from public toilets has been fiercely beat into them. Protect your family from germs using these great toilet covers. And the best news is, unlike publicly provided toilet seat covers which absorb moisture and slide off the toilet, these SpongeBob Toilet Seat Covers stick in place using adhesives! Bid now for the low, low price of only $3.99 + S&H.
Really? Is that going to be the sales pitch of the century? I’ve heard of germophobia, and I know plenty of people who wont touch public toilets with a ten-foot-pole, but cartoon covers?! Not even for $1.00, thank you!
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