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Turn-Key Gaming Website

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:34:12 +0000

Anybody who knows anything about SEO knows that for $199.00, an automated website in which all you have to do is drive traffic is an awesome deal. If you have 10 friends or more who you would consider gamers, this website would be an awesome deal. While the earnings posted on the sellers page probably come from a multitude of different websites, those can be disregarded, but the lower income promises are absolutely obtainable by anyone willing to tell people to go check out the video games and video game accessories on their website. It’s nice because all the fees you’ll have to pay are included in the price. The domain name, hosting, the automated website itsself, the installation of the database, and an automatically updating inventory with your referral link for commission. If I had a spare $200 lying around, I’d be all over that. Hmm, maybe it’s time I start saving.

Leather Slave Collar

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:12:06 +0000

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems that things like Slave Collars should be kept private between you and your lover–err, slave–and, if you really want to be open about it, at least made by you. But what do I know? Apparently Valentines Day is coming up, and the seller urges that you hurry and buy this $79 collar for your lover. I know sex is fun and all, but isn’t $79 a little extreme? Sure, it’ll last a while, but wouldn’t yarn work just as well? Not only that, but shipping is a good $8.90. I’m sure your town has a specialty shop where you could buy something just as similar for cheaper, considering you wouldn’t have to worry about shipping… although you would have to worry about strangers seeing your purchase.

Igor Teddy Bear

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:05:20 +0000

Quite possibly the most awesome teddy bear ever, The Teddigor Bear will be there for you to hug and hold whenever your mad scientific experiments go awry. It’s a perfect gift for anybody you know. Whether they’re in a high school science class, a college science class, or just are scientists in general, The Teddigor Bear would be just pure awesome. Shipping cost is relatively low at $5.00, and current bids are only at $4.99, which is about as much as you could expect to pay at any retailer around, though I must say I’ve never seen one. Make sure to be on the lookout for a Mad Scientist Bear to compliment this perfectly awesome and totally affordable little figurine.

Valentine Bad Taste Bear Figurine

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:59:30 +0000

Looking for the perfect gift for your morbid lover? This bad taste bear has so much love to give, he’s ripped his own heart out of his chest just for you. These bears are kinda cute in their own little way. It’s a nice nostalgic blast to the past for adults who used to love their teddy bears. The price is only $5.00 with Buy It Now, and 9 are still available, plus shiping is free. If you’re looking for something unique this valentines day, this is it, but hurry, ’cause shipment probably wont get to you for a week or two. I think I might even buy one for my girl, so make that 8 available!

Self Programmable Apollo Gold UHF VHF Pager

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:52:24 +0000

The peace of mind of knowing that in case of an emergency your family can send you a quick little message is nice. It’s also nice to know that if a business associate needs you, they can just page you to call them on your convenient and portable pager. For $129 you could have a Self-Programmable Apollo Gold UHF VHF Pager of your very own. Or, if you’re like every other human being on the face of the planet that has access to the internet, you probably have a cell phone. Like most people you can probably also receive text messages, and even videos if circumstances call for it. And if someone urgently needs to get a hold of you, they could just call you instead of paging you to let you know they need you to call back, waiting for you to realize that vibration you just felt was your pager, have you find a pay phone, scrounge for change, finally get a hold of them, and then realize they just wanted you to pick up some bread at the store. Seriously, why do pagers still exist?

Projector Alarm Clock

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:46:20 +0000

Do you ever have one of those mornings where you wake up in the night or morning, and you can’t tell which? Do you lay there worrying about whether or not you’re going to be late for work? Do you find the effort of rolling over and check the tiny face of the LCD clock too much effort, especially if you have to search for your glasses? Then look no more! For $9.98 and little to no shipping charges, you can have your own alarm clock that projects the time onto the ceiling. Now you can wake up feeling relaxed, knowing you wont have to waste much precious energy figuring out exactly what time it is. Just open your eyes, realize you have a few hours left, and then drift peacefully back to sleep. And then realize it’s Sunday and you were supposed to be up two hours ago, in which the stress and anxiety ensue. At least you were eased into it.

Lingo Pacifica Translator

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:40:03 +0000

I have been to Japan, and when I went there, they had these amazing (never-heard-of) “Denshi Jisho”, electronic dictionaries. They would translate words and phrases between Japanese and English. Unfortunately the GUI was only available in Japanese, and the cost was anywhere between $150 and $300. That’s why this auction on a Lingo Pacifica Talking 10 Language Translator really impressed me. Shipping is free, and for $99.95 you can “buy it now”. With over 200,000 words and 23,000 useful phrases, it’ll translate to, from, and inbetween German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portugese, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and English. This is a must have if you’re interested in any of these languages, even if you’re considered “fluent”, because so many of the words and phrases have great explanations of what they mean and why.

Professional Voice Changer

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:39:27 +0000

Ever wanted to trick your parents, friends, or enemies? Want to feel like a spy, or just want to convince someone that you aren’t there? The Pro Voice Changer Telephone Disguise can alter the pitch of your voice by 15 different levels, plus neutral so you can sound like yourself. Even your own mother wont recognize your voice with this device. It sounds like it could be fun, but at $179 and free shipping in only select areas of the US, I’m not sure I would purchase it myself. Don’t get me wrong, going all James bond is awesome and everything, but you can purchase a voice changer for $15 at Toys R’ Us to make yourself sound like an alien, just like you did when you were a kid. Nostalgia is a lot more fun for $15 rather than $179.

Karaoke System + DJ Player, Speakers, and an Amp

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:38:52 +0000

If you’re under 21, don’t like the bar scene, or throw a ton of home parties and want to be the coolest on the block, a Karaoke machine is a must. But where do you start? Simple karaoke machines with built in mics and music players are a good $30, whereas some that plug into the TV and have sing-a-long versions of songs can go for more like $50. Or, if you really want to be awesome, you could purchase a $1,299.99 Karaoke System with a DJ Player, PA Machine, Speakers, and an Amp to get really professional sound quality out of all of your karaoke fun times. There had better be a hell of a lot of them for $1300! If you’re into recording music at all, or are a musician yourself, this could also be a cool way to entertain in your own home, but at a massive price. Considering the awesome-ocity of the items, I can call the price fair, but damn I would never own one of these.

52″ R106H1 Projector Screen

kat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:06:16 +0000

Considering the costs of Projectors themselves aren’t very high, why wouldn’t you want to buy a 52″ in screen at $329 + $52 shipping in the US over a $2,000+ LCD or Plasma TV?

Projectors are also highly versatile, and are able to be plugged into VCRs, DVD players, computers, and even cable boxes. It may be a little different, but it’s a hell of a lot cheaper and it’ll look way cooler to your friends.

The adaptors and plugins needed to convert your DVD players, computers, and etc. are very commonplace and aren’t anymore than $30 at your local electronics retailers. If you’re looking for total awesome coupled with affordability, this is it, baby!